Daily Bulletin | Friday

Variety Day

Green Day

International Students — don’t forget — any student wanting to take the May 9th TOEFL must register by 12:00pm today. See Mrs. McCaffrey in Colby 106 with any questions.

Tonight, the SJA Dance Program will hold its spring performance at 6:00 pm in the Black Box. It is free to attend! We hope to see you there!

Hey Ireland travelers! We leave in four days! See you for our final, required trip meeting today at 2:55pm in Ms. Smith’s classroom. Follow the rainbows and Irish jigs.

Don’t forget to check out Naviance’s scholarship page for the latest scholarship opportunities, including a full-ride scholarship from the Vermont Pilot’s Association to an aspiring aviator, as well as scholarships from the Sons of the American Legion, the Caledonia Maple Association, and the Vermont Golf Association!

You might’ve seen some posters popping up around campus, you know, the ones with the bright pink leopard print and pixel fonts? You didn’t imagine these! The Just Dance y2k party is real and its today — in Streeter Dining Hall right after school. Come help AP Gov raise money for their trip to DC and have a great time. The music is gonna be great and the vibes are gonna be impeccable. $2 entry, and the event ends sharply at 4:45. See you there hilltoppers… or be so incredibly square…

Happy poetry month, everybody! Many SJA students and faculty are represented in St. Johnsbury’s “PoemTown”, which includes poems hung all across town in shop windows. Go for a walk and check them out!

In support of your continued survival, the NHS Mental Health Committee reports: Chickens with red earlobes lay brown eggs, and chickens with white earlobes lay white eggs. If anyone discovers who is responsible for the blue-green ones, please notify Dr. Howell and respectfully request a school flock.

It wouldn’t be Friday without Michael’s Joke of the Week: Why didn’t the sun need to go to college?…Because it already has millions of degrees! 

Happy Birthday today to Lilly Ross, Makenzie Jerome, Olivier Kamman, and Peter Liao! Happy Birthday tomorrow to Layla McGarvin, and on Sunday to Maegan Roy, Lillyannah Altieri, and Alexander Mitchem!

SATURDAY BOYS LACROSSE SCIMMAGE @ OXBOW 4:00

VARSITY SOFTBALL SCRIMMAGE @ MISSISQUOI 10:00

VARSITY/JV GIRLS LACROSS SCRIMMAGE — HOME vs. U-32 11:00/12:15